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6-9 ways to procrastinate:

1) Try to coheres two girls on Skype to kiss each other.

2) Break your pinky promise.

3) Write 6-9 ways to procrastinate.

4) Find something better to do than homework.

5) Mess around on Photoshop all day.

6) Block your Facebook stalkers.

7) Tell girl that you're going to hang out with them and help them with their homework, when your real plan is to convert them to procrastination.

6-9 things to remember while Jerking:

1) Don't Jerk facing uphill on a downward slope.

2) Don't Jerk at night when you cant see.

3) Don't Jerk on your way back to your dorm.

4) Don't Jerk on uneven ground.

5) Don't Jerk without skinny jeans or your biscuit will slip.

6) Don't Jerk when you know its a bad idea, but your roommate says so (even when you ask him to do it with you).